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what i lack in motivation i make up for in sarcasm

☘ previously oceankumquat
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emmysaurus:

taking a nap is always so risky like when will I wake up? in thirty minutes? in 2 hours? in 7 years?? no one can be sure

defenseoftheancients:

dualchainz:

wat da dog doin

$0 budget and they made the dog look like he drivin’ the car, this is a cinematographic achievement

africanaquarian:

trying to eat without completely fucking up your lipstick

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evangelame:

having your favorite character be a minor character is like being a proud mother at a school play and cheering every time your kid comes on stage even though they’re playin the part of tree #3

uchihabanera:

naruto has spent more time turning into a horde of naked men in private than practising one of the strongest a-rank jutsus known to shinobi

padalesexy:

me in 60 years